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P R O D U C T
 
 
 
 
Y 2 K a l e n d a r ™
 
 
 
 
 
Poem by Nari Y2Kalendar™
is a work of fine art and craftsmanship, mass produced in the millions and shamelessly flogged on world markets for the personal, commercial benefit of the artist.

The calendars are professionally produced
using finest quality, glossy calendar card stock. They are attractive to view and to hold, and are designed to add no particular value to any decor.

 
1 6 M
Y2K 16 MONTH CALENDAR
 
Year 2000 --
a full sixteen-month calendar with original Poem by Nari art work plus year 2001 at-a-glance.
 
Folding format, hanging
8.5 x 14.0 inches
Color & B&W
 
CDN $ 14.50
 

O R D E R   N O W

 
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YEAR 2000 CALENDAR
 
Year 2000 at-a-glance --
single page poster-style with sixteen months plus original Poem by Nari art work.
 
Poster format, hanging
8.5 x 14.0 inches
Color
 
CDN $ 0.00
 

F R E E   D O W N L O A D
 

Poem by Nari Y2Kalendar™...
" ...makes a wonderfully useless gift! "
 
 

 
 
 
 
it's unanimous...
 
 
 
 
 
T E S T I M O N Y
 
 
 
 
Y 2 K a l e n d a r ™
 
 
 
 
 
" There will be lasting peace
in the Middle East before a use is found for the Poem by Nari Y2Kalendar™ "
Ehud Barak, Prime Minister of Israel

" This calendar is the stupidest thing
I have ever seen. I mean, it's crap -- totally useless. "
Howard Stern, Talk Radio Host

" It's useless but we'll buy it anyway. "
Bill Gates, Microsoft Corporation CEO

" I stand a better chance
of being elected Pope than discovering a use for this. "
Bill Clinton, President of the United States of America

" If nobody will fight about it, it's useless to me. "
Jerry Springer, Trash Television Host

" Definitely art -- but is it a calendar? "
Christo, International Performance Artist

" We are amused : ) "
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of England

" If you build it, they will buy. "
Bart Habermiller, Guy with an Eye

" The Government of Canada
is supportive of entrepreneurial initiative by it's citizens -- but these calendars are completely useless to anyone. On the other hand, we would support a Bill Clinton for Pope campaign. "
Jean Chrétien, Prime Minister of Canada
 
 

 
 
 
 
...it's useless
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
O R D E R I N G
 
 
 
 
Y 2 K a l e n d a r ™
 
 
 
 
 
You can place your order
by INSECURE FAX or INSECURE ONLINE FORM

You can pay for your order
by credit card -- Visa or MasterCard

Listed prices include
shipping, handling, and applicable Canadian taxes.
 
 
INSECURE FAX ORDERS
 
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" once in a millennium "
 
 
 
 
 
Y 2 K   P R E D I C T I O N S
 
 
 
Publishers and Product Dealers
interested to learn more about PbN Dealer Packages
 
Poem by Nari @ warnell.com
 
 

 
 
 
 
Y2Kalendar™ © 1999-2000 Poem by Nari ~ All Rights Reversed
 
Y2Kalendar™ is a trademark of Poem by Nari, Canada
Insecure online ordering provided by warnell.com, Canada