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Ted Warnell

C O N T E N T S LIT Features, reviews, papers MARS, HUH? Zn 98/09/18: With news sure to rock the world of higher learning, Zn uncovers truth about National University Instructor! Copyright © 1998 by Ted Warnell and Zn. All rights reserved.

It's true! Zn contributing poet and publisher William Marsh is not what he would at first appear to be, and Zn has documented proof!
 

 
Using data
acquired directly from National University Faculty Pages, School of Arts and Sciences, Department of Writing and Communications, Zn has irrefutable photographic evidence Associate Faculty Instructor William Marsh is an alien being (and possibly from another world!)!
 
Study these actual unretouched and digitally enhanced photographs and judge for yourself!
 

ACTUAL UNRETOUCHED PHOTOGRAPH
 

DIGITALLY ENHANCED PHOTOGRAPH
 
Advanced digital image
enhancement clearly shows Bill's true form -- an alien being (and possibly from another world!)!
 
But wait, there's more to this amazing story! Zn reveals a strong link between Cyber Prof Bill and Elvis... and suggests yet another possible explanation for continued and repeated sightings of the supposedly dead singer!
 
Quite by accident, and while listening to some Elvis vinyl on an old player purchased at a garage sale from a guy who appeared to be on if not from another world, and who claimed the thing was used only one or two [thousand] times to listen to Beatles songs in reverse, Zn made this amazing discovery: when played backwards, Elvis can clearly be heard to say, "MARS, Huh? MARS, Huh?", and Zn now believes Elvis was trying to tell us that he, too, knew of Bill's other world origins...
 
Consider this remarkable evidence:
 
MARSH   MARS, Huh?
 
Mere coincidence?
Or more here than meets the eye? You judge! And how do we explain continued and repeated sightings of our beloved Elvis?
 
Zn believes the singer did indeed know about Bill, and secretly recorded his message, "MARS, Huh?" in the event of his abduction after death for cloning on Bill's mothership! That's right! All of those Elvis impersonators... clones! And this is why they are able to so completely trick us into thinking we are seeing the real Elvis -- we are!

To Cyber Prof Bill...
we're on to you, buddy... and welcome to our world.
 
And to tabloid publishers everywhere... this amazing true story including irrefutable and documented evidence is available to you from Zn for an amazing one million dollars.
 
 
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